They stole 332 iPhones?!?


Boston Herald reports that two former employees of an Apple Computer store in Salem, NH, have been charged with stealing more than 300 iPhones.

Police say the two stole 332 phones, valued at more than $130,000, from the store at the Mall at Rockingham Park.

Twenty-two-year-old Christopher Nashed of Sandown, NH, and 28-year-old Joshua Garrard of Methuen were arrested on Wednesday.

A re-enactment

Josh: Chris, man, what're ya doing, dude?

Chris: Oh, dude, you scared the... Hey, help me with these boxes, man...

Josh: Dude, what the !$@& are you doing?!?

Chris: The truck just dropped these off, man. No one signed for 'em. Bob [the manager] doesn't know about it 'em yet. So, I'm thinkin' "score," dude!

Josh: Are you totally !#$#@!@ nuts, dude?

Chris: [pushes Josh] Shut up, man!

Chris: Come on, Josh [in whiney tone], this is our chance, man...

Josh: [rolls eyes, hands on hips]

Chris: Hurry up, dude, and grab that one, my car's parked by the back door. Come on!

Josh: Man... [as he grudgingly picks up a box] this is total...

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