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Fredflare.com, an otherwise unremarked website, is selling the iPod hoodie. Here's the spin:

A naked iPod? Girlfriend, you’ve got to cover that thing—and we have a super solution! C. Ronson’s iPod hoodie has all the features of its life-sized original yet scaled down to keep yr MP3 player or phone lookin' spiffy!!! Blue or pink.

And, yes, the hoodie is an iPod pouch that is designed to look like a hooded sweatshirt and they sell for, wait for it, $24 EACH. This product is in the same vein as Apple's iPod socks that sell for $29 for a pack of six.

Editor's note: Squeals of joy or the sounds of labored retching—it's hard to imagine any other reactions. So, what's your call? Is the ultimate female degradation of the iPod or have you already dialed to place your order?